“The Dutch invented that…”
Did you know the Dutch invented the car. And according to Harm Job, of course the bicycle and pogo stick for sure. The fan, the flag and the thing that holds up your pants, suspenders. They also invented the dike to hold back water and the van dyke so they didn’t have to shave their entire face, saving time in the day to invent the coffee pot, olive pitter, turbo engine and of course the Eiffel Tower. (some French guy built it however) I don’t think any of this is true but ask your Dutch friend next time you sit down for a beer. (no, they did not invent that but they do make good ones)
